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8.27.2019 (Tuesday: Second Day of “My Burn”)

“How’s Yer Burn going man?”

“Are you in this camp?”

“Wait, how do you belong to this camp?”

“Who’s that?”

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Don’t you see I am also biking in your direction?! Will you not make any effort to avoid me?! You inconsiderate asshole. Oh you are the same assholes that rode the bike through the Walmart three days ago. Right!

I had worried that you mother-fuckers were following me here. No wonder I watched every local person’s body language change after I answered the pressing question on their mind’s:

“Do you live in the area?”

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Fuck It’s hot!

Fuck we are next to the party camp?!

Fuck I’m thirsty!

Fuck training feels like I am on stage performing!

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FYI:

Saying shit like:

“I’ve seen worse” or “it’s not going to ruin your burn” are not helpful. Especially when a person is feeling anxious, aggravated, tired, dehydrated, lonely and stranded. In fact in circumstances even close to this challenging, they are less than useless, they actually assist in furthering a downward spiral. 

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Fuck it’s hot!

Fuck the generator isn’t working?!

Fuck I got dust in my eye!

Fuck the water isn’t working?!

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Hi. Yes. Hello. Thank You. I am well. Excuse me. I am fine. I live in Philadelphia. I teach Yoga and some other forms of movement. I’m camping at Swing City. Wow 3 times you say. You met your wife here. That is lovely. It is my first time. Yes I’m sure I will love it. Yes I’m sure it is a magical place. Oh no I don’t want a shot thank you. Do I want to spank her? No I’m good right now, but thank you. Yes haha, I have plenty of kink in me.  Do I want to spank you?

No but thank you... I really just want to get my bike fixed right now. Yes, well carrying a book makes me feel comfortable. Well, he is a Taoist philosopher who... Oh! Well Taoism is an ancient Chinese philosophy that uses parables to recognize a truth can hold opposing views and achievement of any goal is a balance between effort and non effort! 

Thank you but I know how to loosen up just fine. Well, different people have different ways of “loosening up.” Well, I recognize the idea of a sex party is much more appealing to me than the reality of it. So I’m gonna pass, but again thank you. You do you.

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🎶 EDM Music 🎶 !!!

Chant: Take off your pants!!!

Siren 🚨!!!

Chant: Take a shot!!!

🎶 EDM Music 🎶!!!

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Dude the bike is broken. I paid to rent this thing. What do you mean you have seen worse? What am I supposed to do with that? Bring it back when it breaks? You do realize I just stood in line for over an hour for you to tell me to come back if it gets worse? When I am going to bike back through the desert which is assuredly going to do damage to it. I can’t fucking believe I put myself into debt to deal with the types of problems I have to worry about at home! So I’m supposed to be myself, but don’t feel the feelings I am feeling? Doesn’t that fall under #radicalinclusion

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🎶 EDM Music 🎶 !!!

Chant: Take off your pants!!!

Siren 🚨!!!

Chant: Take a shot!!!

🎶 EDM Music 🎶!!!

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#fuckyourburn #radicalselfexclusion #themanburnsinfivedays #igetthefuckoutofhereinsixdays #myflighthomeisin164hours #memoirsfromaburn #burningman2019 #metamorphosis

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